December 2010
Never drink to feel better,
only drink to feel even better.
Dec 31st
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“He was working hard at increasing his lifespan. He did it by cultivating...”
– Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I got a dvd stuck in my laptop. And I don’t mean in the drive, I mean BEHIND the drive, like in the guts of the stupid machine. Don’t ask me how. >_x
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Maybe I just need a change
Maybe I just need a new cologne
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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“Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that DOESN’T help the poor,...”
– Stephen Colbert
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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If love is just a game, then how come it’s no fun? If love is just a game, how come I’ve never won? I guess maybe it’s possible, I might be playing it wrong And that’s why every time I roll the dice I always come undone. 
Dec 30th
“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense,...”
– Martin Luther King Jr.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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ListenBig Spider’s Back - Warped
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
And it took a long time ‘til I came clean with myself I’d grown clean out of love with my lover. I still love her, loved her more When she used to be sober and I was kinder.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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A man destined to hang can never drown.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
I think I’m depressed. All I want to do is lay in bed all day. Seems a lot nicer than waking up would.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
Charlie: You can’t just torture someone because you think they’re guilty.
Frank: Oh, don’t gimme that liberal bullshit.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid)
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
I can’t stop watching It’s Always Sunny instead of sleeping
Dec 26th
ListenNoah and the Whale - “5 Years Time”
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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I don’t want to have sex with some idiot, so I guess that means I’ll never have sex.
Dec 26th
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I suck.
I’ve already misplaced my zippo :(
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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At my house, christmas is a day like any other
So I’ll turn on some tunes and burn a bowl.
Dec 25th
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Do people really get offended at being wished a...
Do people really care if people get offended at things?
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Don’t you wish we still had orgy holidays?
Dec 25th
Happy Roman Orgy Day, y'all
:D
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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spectralspyglass-deactivated201 asked: Did you see the picture I posted last night with a full smile?
Dec 23rd